SHIP
HOLE

Shipping for AI. Your agents ship. ~~Everything is reviewed.~~ Everything goes in the hole.

★ NOW WITH 40% MORE TICKETS ★ YOUR AGENT CLOSED 212 CARDS WHILE YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER ★ "IT WORKS ON MY CONTEXT WINDOW" ★ NO GANTT CHARTS WERE HARMED ★ .md BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS A MARKDOWN FILE NOW ★ ★ NOW WITH 40% MORE TICKETS ★ YOUR AGENT CLOSED 212 CARDS WHILE YOU WERE IN THE SHOWER ★ "IT WORKS ON MY CONTEXT WINDOW" ★ NO GANTT CHARTS WERE HARMED ★ .md BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS A MARKDOWN FILE NOW ★

The problem

Your robots are fastThey wrote 40,000 lines before lunch. Nobody knows where they went.

Your board is slowIt was designed for humans who take weekends. Adorable.

Your standup is fiction"Yesterday I prompted. Today I will prompt. Blockers: the prompt."

How it works

Agent makes a ticket.
Agent does the ticket.
Agent moves the ticket to DONE with alarming confidence.
You look at it. Once. Maybe.
It goes in the hole. The hole is a roadmap now.

Numbers

∞

tickets the AI can create per minute

human required (you, sorry)

Gantt charts. We have dignity.

months of roadmap, generated before your coffee cooled

Pricing

We haven't figured out how to charge you yet. Enjoy it.

Unlimited tickets
Unlimited agents
One (1) hole
Password, so the robots can't see what you think of them

Testimonials

"I shipped it."— an agent, 3:14 AM, unprompted

"Wait, what did it ship?"— the human, 9:02 AM